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(eerie music)

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(big band music)

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- [Narrator] Whoa, this
one's a doozy. (laughs)

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♪ Listen, listen ♪

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♪ Listen to the dreamy music playing ♪

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God dammit! Gunked again. (sighs heavily)

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These next two anglers,

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were just hoping to get a few bites of their own, too.

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Really, they should just stop believing tall tales

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about ungodly-sized catfish.

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Perhaps they just needed better bait.

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Or maybe, just maybe, they were the bait.

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(laughs evilly)

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- [Eric] There's the birthday boy.

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Old Richard Cummins.

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Big five-o today.

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This should be good.

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- What's up there, bro?

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- [Eric] How you doing, man?

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- Good, man. What's shaking?

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- [Eric] Good.
- Oh, nice.

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What's the good word?

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- [Eric] Dude, I'm gonna go do some

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little bit of fishing today.

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- Where we going?

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- [Eric] Well, heard from a guy at the bar

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and, dude, heard about a little secret spot.

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- (laughing) What's with
the fucking camera? (laughs)

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- [Eric] Hey, man. Gotta
have record of this, man.

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You only turned 50 once.

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- Yeah, hopefully. (laughs)

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- [Eric] Yeah, dude, and I need some,

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a little-little evidence for your kids, man.

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- Evidence of what, dude?

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- [Eric] Well, dude, if they're gonna start partying,

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they better learn from the GOAT.

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- Kids, pay attention. This gonna be epic.

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- [Eric] (laughs) Let's go!

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- How about in there, slim?

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- [Eric] I got a present for you. Nice.

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- Hey, put your seatbelt
on. Don't need anybody

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dying on this trip.
- [Eric] All right, man.

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- (laughs) There you go.

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All right.

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- [Eric] Dude, wait until you see this, man.

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- What'chu got?

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- [Eric] (whispers) Shit.

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Take a look.

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- Oh, fuckin' sweet, brother! (laughs)

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- [Eric] Oh, yeah.

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- You'll be a hella fuckin' round,

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you're talkin' about teaching them kids,

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we're gonna teach 'em right.

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- [Eric] Yeah! That's right, man.

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All right, man, let's get outta here.

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- Let's do it.

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Ooh. Fired that shit up already.

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- [Eric] Damn right!
- (laughs) I love it!

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- [Eric] Get it started right.

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- Hold on.

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- [Eric] Yeah!

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- [Richard] A little puff-puff-give, brother!

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- [Eric] There we go! There we go!

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- [Richard] We got the goods, man!

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- [Eric] (coughs)

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That one got right to ya.

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- [Richard] Oh, I right in the lung, straight in the head.

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- [Eric] It's some good shit, man.

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- [Richard] Getting it out like a fiddler's elbow.

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- [Eric] Want another one?

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- [Richard] Oh yeah. One more.

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There you go, kids. That's how it's done.

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- Take a lesson from your Uncle Ricky!

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Dude, I'm honestly not sure where we are...

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(laughing) or where the fuck we're going.

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- [Eric] Keep going straight.

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Just keep going straight.

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(country music plays)

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- [Richard] What the hell is this?

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- [Eric] Dude. What the fuck is that?

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- [Richard] Creepy.
- [Eric] Super creepy.

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Oh, shit! There it is! Damn!

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- [Richard] Yes.

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- [Eric] (laughing) We found it.

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Nice. He says it's a
little hike from here,

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but he said it's worth it.

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- [Richard] Cool.

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- [Eric] Yep, this is the spot.

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- [Richard] All right, buddy.
- [Eric] Well,

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this is what we were told.

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Dude, I got another little surprise for you.

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- Oh, other than the one you
gave me in the truck already?

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- [Eric] Yep.

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- (laughs) Oh, shit!

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Yes, sir, I will indeed.

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- [Eric] Take a little.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah!
- That'll knock your dick in your wash pocket.

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Ah, take a swing.

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- [Eric] Let me have that.

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- Ah!

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Whoo!

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Whoa!

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Let's get to it then, man.
- [Eric] That's good.

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All right.

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- Grab your bag, dude.
- [Eric] Let's go.

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- I'll grab the poles.

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Lead the way, my man.
- [Eric] All right.

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- Let's check out this bus real quick.

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See if anybody's home.

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Nobody home.
- [Richard] Hollywood Hotel.

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- [Eric] Yeah.

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- [Richard] Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

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- [Eric] Oh, shit. Oh,
sorry about that, man.

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- Hey, fellas. How you doing?

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- [Eric] Oh, we're doing
good. What about you?

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- Fine. Brings you up this way?

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- [Eric] Well, we're looking for a fishing spot

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called Lucy's.

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- Is that right?
- [Eric] Yeah.

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You know about it?
(man mumbles)

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Look at this fucking guy, dude.

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- [Richard] My god, he's full of shit, bro.

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- [Eric] Yeah, literally.

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Or maybe he's outta of shit, I dunno.

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Oh, did he just wipe with his hand?

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- [Richard] I think so, bro, don't shake his hand, dude.

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- [Eric] Oh, dude.

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(Richard laughs)

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- [Eric] Uh, we were told to come to the, to the bus

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and then walk behind the bus.

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- Looks like a bus to me.
- [Eric] Yeah.

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Um... Do do you know any of
our directions that after this?

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- Lucy?

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Yeah.

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Look that way.

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- [Eric] Is there a trail or anything?

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- Little thick,

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little messy right here

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about a mile, two.

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And it's going to clear.
You'll find a trail,

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blue markings on the trees,

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nice and clear for you. You'll find it.

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- [Eric] Okay. All right.
- [Richard] Thank you, dude.

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You mind if we come through?

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- [Eric] Yeah.

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- [Richard] Thank you, sir.
- [Eric] All right.

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Have a good one.

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- [Richard] Thanks for direction, my man.

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- Yeah.

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Right there.

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- [Eric] Straight through what?

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- Old boy said this was a hike, he wasn't kidding.

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- [Eric] I know.

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- And remind me to get a shot of that whiskey will ya,

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when we get to where we're going there, buddy?

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- [Eric] All right.

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- Right here is a blue marker.

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- [Eric] Hey! We found it.

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- You taking a right?

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- [Eric] Taking a right.

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- Oh, man.

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- [Eric] Man. This is a
distance. Man, I am beat, dude.

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(laughs) Yeah.

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- Damn. Look how far we go.

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- [Eric] Look at that.
- Yeah.

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There's your sign, buddy.

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- [Eric] What? Five
miles? Six miles we went?

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- [Richard] Yeah, probably about that.

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- [Eric] That wasn't that bad.

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I think you're just a wuss, dude. (laughs)

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- Pussy.

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- [Eric] Let's see what we got down here.

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- [Richard] Damn, buddy.
- [Eric] It looks good.

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- [Richard] Nice looking spot.

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About a good place as any, huh?

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- [Eric] This looks pretty good.

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Huh.

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All right.

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All right, man. Let's
get a pull off of this.

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- Oh, yes, please. I'm a thirsty man.

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- [Eric] There you go.
- Bottom's up.

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- [Eric] Happy birthday, bro.

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- Thank you very much, my friend.

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Here's to a good hike and
hopefully a good fishing day.

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- [Eric] Nice.

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Gimme that.

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- Ah!

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Whoo!

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- [Eric] Oh! Man!

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That shit is terrible.

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- It'll get you in the boo-boo. Whew!

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We'll tuck this away for just a hot minute, man,

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before we get going.

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Sweet!

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Oh, would you look at that one, man?

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Gimme that camera you brought.

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This thing.

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Ugh, I gotta tell you.

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Hey man, thanks for bringing me out here

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for my 50th birthday.

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Texas weather went to shit real quick.

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Let's screw fishing, man.
Let's just get fucked up.

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(banging sound against tree)

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(crickets chirp loudly)

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- [Eric] Shit!

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(footsteps getting closer)

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- This fancy.

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Baby.

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How you doing, girl?

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Get 'em tied up.
(grunting)

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I'll get this one.

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(mumbling incoherently)

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Boys are playing real good.

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Real clean.

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Now, I want you two to understand something.

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(groans)
I want you to understand

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what's going to happen to you tonight.

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You gonna die. Right here and now.

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Yes sir.
(groaning)

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This place here, that's sacred ground.

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This is where you going to stop breathing.

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Stop talking.

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This is the end of the line,

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right here. Okay?

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We gonna hurt ya.

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Yes, indeed, we gonna hurt you bad.

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But...

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y'all boys get to be proud.

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'Cause you going to keep me in the everlasting

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good graces of Lucy.

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Yes, indeed.

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So get ready, boys.

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You about to see the most
beautiful goddamn creature

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you ever gave your eyes to.

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You gonna give 'em.

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You gonna give 'em indeed.

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(ethereal noises)

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(creepy echoed whispering)

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(indistinct warped whispering)

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(whispering and crickets get louder)

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(warbled, indistinct talking)

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(speaks indistinct incantations)

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(thunder)

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(voices echo)

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(warped evil voices)

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- Why you saying you make me wait?

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(warped evil voices)

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(screaming)

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- Get in there.

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Yeah, come on, now!

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(grunting)
(growling)

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Yeah!
(growling)

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- Ooh!

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(laughter)

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(growling)

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(growling)
(blood squelching)

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- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Have a seat.

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Alright, have a seat.

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(warped voice talks indistinctly)

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- I'd appreciate just one (indistinct)

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I'm gonna leave you.

264
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- [Cameraman] Take it. Get it.

265
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- Send them off, Baby.

266
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- [Cameraman] Go get
you a snack. Go ahead.

267
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Go and get you a snack.

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(growling)

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- [Cameraman] Not as much tonight?

270
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- No.

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See that? I told you (indistinct)

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Until next time.

273
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- [Cameraman] Oh.

274
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Goddamn!

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(laughs) Yeah.

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(uneasy music)

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(I'm Gonna Get Me A Man, That's All plays)